FUCK THE RUG

Bolting the floor 0%

SOLANA ◆ ANCHORED TO THE FLOOR

FUCKTHE RUG

Pull the rug. Lose the rug.

One rug. One lock. Ten claws. Zero graceful exits. The cat doesn’t chase scammers or make speeches — it locks the carpet to the floor and lets the hidden hand embarrass itself.

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FILE 001 ◆ THE INCIDENT

The room was quiet.
The rug was new.

A brown cat in a hi-vis harness lies across a red kilim rug, one paw on a chrome padlock bolted through the rug into a turquoise tiled floor, while a black-gloved hand pulls the far corner.
EXHIBIT A ◆ 00:00:04 ◆ ONE TASSEL MOVED
  1. 01

    The hand arrived

    A black-gloved hand reached through the doorway and started pulling. No announcement. No roadmap. Just a grip on the corner and a plan for the exit.

  2. 02

    The cat didn’t panic

    It pushed a chrome lock through the rug and secured it directly to the floor. Four seconds, start to finish. It has never explained where the lock came from.

  3. 03

    The hand pulled harder

    Nothing moved except one tassel. The rug held. The floor held. The lock did not comment.

  4. 04

    Then it lay down

    The cat stared at the doorway, placed one paw on the lock, and calmly lay down. Since that day, rug pullers have refused to enter any room where this cat is sitting.

The floor stays. The rug stays. The cat stays.

CERTIFICATION ◆ LOAD CLASSES I–V

The Pull Test

You are not the villain here. You are the testing lab. Apply five escalating rigs to the anchorage and certify each load class. The lock will not fail. Something else will.

LOAD CLASS I ◆ RATED 40 kgf

Begin the test

Five rigs. Five ways to pull. Nothing comes up.

DATA SHEET ◆ ANCHORAGE SPEC

Bolted, not promised

TOTAL SUPPLY

1 000 000 000

Fixed at launch. No second batch, no “treasury unlock”, no surprise mint at 3am.

TAX

0 / 0

Nothing on the way in. Nothing on the way out. The floor is not a toll booth.

LIQUIDITY

BURNED

Standard pump.fun bonding. The LP goes where nobody’s glove can reach it.

MINT AUTHORITY

REVOKED

Revoked at bond. The lock is the whole product.

FLOOR TELEMETRY ◆ LIVE

AWAITING THE FIRST ANCHOR

PRICE

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MARKET CAP

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24H

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24H VOLUME

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Telemetry wakes up when the contract exists and Dexscreener has indexed it.

FOUR STEPS ◆ NO GLOVES REQUIRED

How to secure one

01

Get a wallet

Install Phantom (or any Solana wallet) on your phone or browser. Write the seed phrase on paper. Do not photograph it.

phantom.app →
02

Fund it with SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Leave a little spare for fees — the network takes crumbs, not the rug.

solana.com →
03

Open the contract

Copy the CA from the top of this page, paste it into pump.fun or Jupiter, and check it character for character. Every character.

pump.fun →
04

Swap and sit

Swap SOL for $FTRUG, confirm, and then do the hard part: sit on it. The cat is not selling. The cat is lying down.

jup.ag →

MAINTENANCE ◆ THE ANCHOR LOG

The anchor log

No promises about price. Only about the floor.

  1. PHASE 01

    Bolt it down

    Launch on pump.fun, lock the LP, revoke the mint, and let the chart find its own feet. The cat supervises from a lying position.

    ◆ SECURED
  2. PHASE 02

    Fill the room

    Community, memes, and a wall of gloves that tried and left with one tassel. Every attempt gets filed. Nothing gets deleted.

    ◆ IN PROGRESS
  3. PHASE 03

    Charts and listings

    Dexscreener trending, CoinGecko and CMC paperwork, and enough volume that the floor telemetry above stops saying “awaiting”.

    ◆ SCHEDULED
  4. PHASE 04

    Lock the whole building

    More rooms, more floors, more locks. Same cat. It has not moved and does not intend to.

    ◆ SCHEDULED

Sit on the evidence

The room is open. The rug is bolted. Bring your own gloves — they will not help you, but bring them.

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